In tonight’s episode of “Doc Hammer Says Things About Stuff”, Doc says something self-depreciating, and I don’t really have the wherewithal to do the math on it just now.
D = M(x)
D = 120
M = 160
120/160 = 12/16 = 3/4
You are 3/4 of a man, Doc. You were way off there.
Here’s a photo of Sylvester McCoy and Paul McGann (7th and 8th Doctors, respectively) derping it up like nobody’s business.
So.. that’s a thing that happened.
Through the magic of buying cheap ass variety multipacks of things, I’ve wound up owning a pair of blue panties with stars on them and a red and white striped sport bra. Now every day after laundry day includes a 5 second moment of perfect joy in which I revel in the glory of “Captain America underpants day”.
It’s pretty much the only time I’m truly happy.
On today’s episode of
Mythbusters “Doc Hammer Says Stuff About Things”, we tackle the myth that Doc Hammer’s head could easily fit inside Jackson Publick’s,
Things Tom Hiddleston Has Actually Said “I’m Sorry” For
- Correcting his own spelling
- Winning awards
- Marvel not planning a Loki movie
- Laughing (on set)
- Eating chocolate
- Hitting Josh Horowitz with a pillow
- Not having time to answer every question asked by fans
- His twitter account being hacked
- Always being happy
- Singing the correct lyrics to Daft Punk’s “Lucky”
- Having gone to college
The day will come when Tom apologizes for apologizing, and the rivers will be choked with the bodies of fan girls who just can’t handle it anymore.
In today’s episode of “Doc Hammer Doesn’t Have Anything To Say Today”, Doc and I have the same bedspread, and now I don’t know how I’m going to live the rest of my life. I’ll probably never sleep again.
Image from Inked Magazine Dec. Issue
I didn’t watch ‘Day of the Doctor’ and I probably won’t anytime soon, but there is a chance that I may grant Moffat a second chance, and start watching Doctor Who again in the next season.
Based solely on these images.
Kid President is the greatest President our nation has ever had!
Also, I got you guys some surprise corndogs, because you are my friends.